I had been relegated to the smoking section of the casino to babysit the Pai Gow Tiles game. Just my luck, it couldn't be the table that faced the television. 1000 Ways to Die, one of those rare shows that didn't necessitate audio in order to enjoy the slapstick humor of seemingly ordinary people's demise, was playing directly behind me. Before the game began I was fortunate enough to catch a clip of the peeping Tom who had been crushed by his upstairs neighbor's bathtub due to structural damage he had caused from mis-drilling so many peep holes in his bathroom ceiling. The neighbor, naked and lathered... MORE.
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"You know what I'm really gonna do if you make this look like two thousand dollars?" Rhonda went on, as if I had any control over who wins and loses at this game. "I'm gonna get up tomorrow mornin', and I'm gonna go get me a Hyundai Sonata." MORE.
